i did something today Im ashamed of, and i need to share it. I need to just get it out. I need to recognize my hypocrisy. Laura White, this is for you.
Im in Indiana and i went walking around the mall, hanging out b/c there are only two things to do here: walk around the mall and eat bons bons at the conrad. Right now im eating bon bons at the conrad, earlier i was walking. I walked into Forever 21 or some shitty store like that and i found a skirt. a glorious, glorious skirt that would go with my kick ass new boots. and it had a stretchy waist band (score!).
Needless to say im stoked about my find, so i go to the dressing room and something wasnt right. The skirt is see through? WTF? this store is wayyyy sluttier then i thought... and i thought it was pretty fucking slutty. This is the kind of shit jackie wears. And then i have a thought... maybe its not a skirt, maybe its a shirt? a weird shirt. So i check the tag, bingo, its a shirt.
Now, this article of clothing is AWESOME as a skirt, but as a shirt its ridiculous, nobody should ever consider wearing it as such, but now it makes a little more sense why i found it in forever 21. Really, anybody who wears it as a shirt probably is mildly retarded. or 12.
Well. I really wanted it so i made a decision. I bought two so i can layer them. I know i know i know i know. I KNOW. it goes against everything i stand for! its like i took a job at american apparel and stopped loving dinosaurs. and magic. and started believing in evolution. I feel as though i can only express myself in an emoticon right now :(
im so sorry. i have turned to the dark side.
10.16.2007
i broke rule 3 of kelly law: thou shaleth not wear unnessecary hipster layers
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