4.30.2008

I will to everything in my power to instigate this in one of the four million weddings I'm attending this year.

Angie. Meg. Kendra. Best watch your backs

This article appeared in CNN this morning, entitled "You may now kick the bride."

An excerpt:

"Authorities charged them both with simple assault, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, and the bride with an additional count of public intoxication. They face a May 7 preliminary hearing...

She left with her father, still dressed in her white gown.

Wielechowski left alone, sporting a swollen eye, tuxedo pants, a bloody T-shirt and one shoe."

You may now kick the bride

1 comments:

Rory said...

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RORY
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