Most quoteable article ever written

Just in case you hadn't already heard the massive amounts of gossip surrounding the next season of MTV's Real World setting up shop in Brooklyn, you need to read this article: Gritty Brooklyn Reality.

This is the most quotable article ever written, and completely accurate. Watching the spoiled, self-absorbed, post-adolescent bullshit that composes Real World fodder will only be brought to the XXX-treme in the un-romantic downtown Brooklyn.

The type of welcome they can expect to meet...

Jack Paz, 27, owner of Jack’s Barber Shop, where a cut costs $12, said he did not have time to watch the show. “My wife’s into it,” he said. “She has nothing else to do in her life than sit home and watch TV. Her husband’s working.”

I can already imagine the Real World-ites reaction...

"Whhhaaattttt... where is our pimped out pad in the trendiest part of London? Where are our surf boards for the beaches of Hawaii? Where the white bitches at?"

And the producers...

"You've been punk-ed! muahahahaha."