Nice beard. I like Wham!

Season finale of Gossip Girl, so much happened blah blah blah, but the most important part is that Serena and Dan broke up, which means Serena needs a new man. Newsflash: Rocknrolldating.com. Begun by Daniel House, bass player for early Seattle grunge band Skin Yard (which of course I had never heard of), it pairs people according to their music preference and concert attendance schedule.

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I, of course, felt the need to check it out to learn how it works and see if any metalheads want to hit on someone that loves Wham! and the Beach Boys (I left Raffi and Baby Beluga off so I could maintain some street cred). Thus, I named my profile, “It’s all schoolhouse rock to me” and posted the I Am Magic photo. Who in their right mind could resist that 1-2 combo!

Apparently, a lot of people who would look for love on a music dating Web site. Zero messages. I can’t imagine why. It’s been four days…outlook not so good. Did my hair go flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? I probably should have gone with, “You’re beard is really nice,” and a photo of boobies. Those were my other ideas. Hmm.

The site asks the important rock questions that verified my station in nerdtown, such as if you smoke (no), if you do drugs (no), if you drink (actually… I’ve got that one down) as well as the basic shit (religion, education, body type). Favorite music lyric you ask? Why, “I’ll steal your women like I stole your bike,” – LFO. Blair would already be fairing better than I am.

There is also a concert schedule, and again mine is empty because it doesn’t include Chesapeake Bay cruises to something similar to Yanni (so excited!). But this does give a cool listing of all the shows in your area, makes this site totally worth it, even if you aren’t interested in dating online.







Oh, and some beach boys for you... bless your heart....