5.15.2008

Tricks 4 tricks: Choosing an outfit

If there is one talent or skill to bust out when in dire need to impress the opposite sex it is, of course, magic. But before we delve into the intense art of card tricks and turning a $100 bill into 100 pennies, we must discuss the issue of attire.

A magical presence is just as important as a quick slight of hand. Without the right presence a magician can fall wayside to just another drunken frat guy with intense beer pong or flip cups skills. This will not be you. You are better than them. Because you are not only magical, you are dressed like MAGIC!

A simple review of famous magicians revels that their sexy exterior leads to a sexy…exterior. After the jump.




David Copperfield proved that wearing all black is not only mysterious, but also magical. And may cause things to disappear. (Such as…your virginity.)

"Criss Angel" is the magician hipster bad boy and a prime example that magic can make anything seem cool. Including being 40 and super weird. He opts for tight black jeans, open shirts, high heels, loads of chains and Flock of Eagles hair. With the promise of magic, costume-y can be a good thing.


G.O.B. The ultimate in panty (and man thong) melting, is the Gob. He demonstrates the appropriate use of props, such as knives, whips, capes and glitter. All of these things will only bring more game to your game. Of magic.

Thus, lesson one is:

1) Wear black and own it with awesome accessories, such as skull necklaces and diamonds. Because those are both hardcore. Unless you are wearing sparkles/glitter.
2) Have really great hair. Long, glorious tresses.
3) Use props, including capes, boas, top hats and white gloves. It’s not a stereotype if it is true.

1 comments:

brightshinyworld said...

Agreed. Would bone GOB in a heartbeat. And we'd bone to "Final Countdown."