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Here we are kids, from across the United States, New York City to Portland. Meet the people who have formed the kellyhelderboobs conglomerate and will ensnare your life into the blogutopia.

LE Editor in Chief.
Kelly Helder

You know me. I’m the greatest. I’ll be here, taking care of bidness everyday, sometimes more than once a day. I can be insatiable like that. Some tasty snippets to look forward to include: a series of vlogumentaries about Playa, the knock off Pleo; stories about me sketching it up in New York City and a column about how to impress the opposite sex with magic tricks. “I’ll turn a trick for you baby!” will no longer be just a phrase for prostitutes. Magicians are going to take back the night!


Managing Editor
TylermutherfuckingDukes

This is the second project Tyler and I have worked on together, the first being NC State’s Technician, where I was the science & tech editor to his editor in chief. We both have our roots entangled in science writing, but he’s not as smart as me, which is why this time around he’s my subordinate. (And i will send him tasks such as fed ex me coffee, clown!) He also hates everything and probably doesn’t bathe. But he is one hell of a writer, and has also dabbled at the Wall Street Journal. This kid will be taking care of your technology itch every Tuesday in his column, Technoblogophile, in addition to his editorial responsibilities.





Weblolumn Columnist
Crystal A.Bell

She has already flexed her ability to scour the nets for the best of the best of ridiculous Web sites, and she will continue you to do so between watching movie trailers and helping Internet companies to publicly relate. She studied the art of looking hot at NC State (with marketing on the side), and even to this day, one year later, homegirl looks good. So if for nothing else, read her column because she is hot. If she were on the street she'd probably be in the top three. And she really likes KMart.








Celeblahblog Columnist
The L.Tobs

Sass: I gotz it! Lauren’s going to keep you updated on what’s up in the world of shitty celebrity blogging. And then terrorize it. Because frankly, what else are those things for other than a good laugh their expense. No one cares how many times LiLo wears leggings in one week. Apparently, it’s a lot. Lauren studied business and writing at New York University before turning to the dark side of corporate hegemony, where she remains today. She is totes going to sass your pants off. Just like she did on Thursday.

Vloguvision
S. Marcus

If you have any appreciation for television and film, which I do not, this is your girl. She studied film at the University of North Carolina – Wilmington, working on the sets of movies I’ve never heard of because I know nothing about that crap. But I do know she has met Ben Stiller and was recently interviewed for a documentary about Arrested Development. I consider her to be the most famous person through association that I’ve ever met.



Lady Catherine’s artsy etiquette: art. culture. & modern decency.
Cate Bush

Petite, sweet and 3-shots to the wind, this lady is going to show you how to steal some of her Southern charm and apply it to everyday activities. Like how to classily bong a beer and keep your puppy from humping others at the dog park. Need important life skillz? Cate’s got ‘em! And she learned a good portion of them studying the fine arts at the University of North Carolina.






- k.hel