Emotional and Technical difficulties: will pass with instillation of air conditioner among other things

So. Im sorry I took a hiatus. Many things have happened over the past week, good and bad. So I thought I would take a moment to sit back and explain the technical and emotional difficulties of the week.

1) Technical difficulty: I left my camera in Maryland. And for those of you who don’t know, this is a VERY big deal. So large in fact that Bryan had to deliver it via the Jew bus along with frankincense, myrrh and calculus homework. And with such gems as us playing flip cup with 8 year olds, I’m sure you can see why not having my camera inflicted severe emotional pains.





2)Emotional difficulty: Bryan came on the Jew bus and distracted me for the past three days. Or weeks. He is extremely distracting. Very. Must be the chest hair and the dance moves.

3) Technical difficulty: Crystal’s ghetto Internet is out, which means we had a lapse of constant communication and she couldn’t get her Webulomn up. Don’t worry, it will be up next week. The photoshop gods told me there will be a expertly devised photo involved. As for Lauren and her Celeblahblog… we are praying for her resurrection.

4) Emotional AND technical difficulty: I fell down again. Twice. Because the heel of one of my “nice” work shoes fell off and without enough friction to hold the pavement my right leg slid and my left knee pounded the ground. Twice. Once with Bryan standing right next to me. Some good he is. I feel an emotional tribute to pants coming on. These falls resulted in multiple I fucking HATE New York moments. They quickly passed with some Pinkberry.

5) Technical difficulty: So You Think You Can Dance? Two hours every night of the greatest show ever made! It wasn’t just the blog I neglected, but everyone. See why?


6) Emotional AND technical difficulty: It is so hot that it is impossible to function. I don’t have air conditioning. This resulted in another I hate NY moment, but rather than Pinkberry my aunt called and told me she would buy me an air conditione--so I will be able to resume thinking again shortly. So this is where I am now—sitting in front of my fan and thinking about being productive when I have air conditioning.